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I'm a neanderthal don't need one it's Amazonian down there
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I don't wear knickers
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Well Confucious, I'm pretty focussed on my orgasm so all that hippy shit doesn't really enter my horizons
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Would have been 1989 when I was 10 I shot a kangaroo in the bush in Australia
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Yes I sat on his face a minute or two too long
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Fucking fabulously fierce
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Piss off I'm first in that queue!
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724 TRILLION
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My impossibly sharp cheekbones. And my ability to do the moonwalk on most surfaces
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I totally blame it on the bossa nova
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GHURL, I RULE THE DANCE FLOOR!
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Yes, hence I carry mace spray at all times in case a castrator attacks me
tom
Ireland
tom’s Bio
Aussie gay guy living in Ireland

