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Nope; I opt to sign up for accounts with websites that do not enlist the help of spambots
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Probably like thin air, seeing as how "job" is an abstract concept
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In a casket 6 feet underground. Beats the social security office
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The Fire Flower from "Super Mario Bros."
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Stepher is the awesomeness that would result if you were to blend Chuck Norris, William Shatner, a few strips of bacon, and of course myself in a Crystal Pepsi broth together.
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I was once paid a dollar to dance like a monkey in front of my friend's parents. Little opportunity for advancement, though.
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"In 10 years, you will have the opportunity to travel back in time & tell your/our younger self something. Don't take it; go back in time to 1938 instead & buy the lifetime rights to 'The Wizard of Oz'. You bastard, you didn't listen."
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Besides myself, you mean? Hmm, that's tough. Maybe my shadow?
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There's a puddle in the street right outside my window
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"Whirrrrrrrrrr", by my air conditioner. It's kind of a one-note song, but it's still better (and more original) than anything by Lady Gaga or Michael Jackson
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I sttill have my placenta. It's quite a hit at funerals
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Which set of lips are we referring to here?
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The Bible. And I would have insisted on the original ending: "Ha ha! None of this really happened!"
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I'm more of a farter
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Choking myself with my umbilical cord
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"Seinfeld." Damn movie was only 22 minutes long, yet it spawned like 600 direct-to-TV sequels
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I broke both legs, both arms, and 12 ribs. Not my own.
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