hi.

either works. just get over here.

it's true. it's always been true.
PS VISIT ME ALREADY

i mean, he's a nice guy, but sometimes he gets on my nerves.
is it sad that i'm just happy to see messages that aren't in portuguese?

NÃO ENTENDO PORQUE você está me perguntando coisas.

who are you people, and why do you think i speak portuguese? because i don't. i can't even really speak spanish.
also, i looked this up in google translate.
no.

hi, random stranger.
a) that my parents will stop loving me
b) ALL OF THE SPIDERS

לא הבנתי אף מילה על זה.

it's frustrating, because we're "not allowed" to hang out. as per my father.

that's okay. it's reflexive, too! Linda = person.

YUSHIIIIEEEE! out of all the bard people that i haven't met yet, i'm legitimately the most excited about meeting you. and yes! :D

this doesn't even make sense. you can defend yourself - it's what you've attempted by writing this "question." and snarky and witty responses are supposed to be laughed at. because they're snarky and witty. if i didn't want people to laugh, i would write "boring and trite" responses.
what confuses me most about this (and you!), though, is why someone would put that much time and effort into being bitchy on formspring. life is short! and i'm not even that interesting, really. there are much better ways to spend your time. i'll even help you think of some.

you can:
- learn tae kwan do! or at least purchase a taser
- watch a movie! (i recommend District 9.)
- read a collection of short stories
- learn a new language! did you know that icelandic grammatical tenses can vary depending on the speaker's mood? far out!
- watch "RENT - Filmed Live On Broadway." cry.
- try a new recipe!
- write a sonnet.
- email your second grade teacher. she just loves watching you grow.
- tell your parents you love them.
- find friends.
- sample exotic cuisine!
- start a small business.
- reorganize your bookshelf.
- read news articles from foreign sources. see how they differ from examples of american journalism.
- take a walk
- visit PetsMart. look, kittens!
- find a cause worth believing in.
- listen to polka. try not to smile.
- develop an opinion on the israeli-palestinian conflict. don't forget to read a variety of sources.

the possibilities are endless! i wish i had as much free time as you do. take advantage of it!

this is a really good question. i like it.
hm. there were a lot of best and worst parts of my high school experience. i think my mind will always jump to the plays when someone asks me something like this. i love theater, and i love the people that i met doing theater. also, english class, every year but tenth grade. especially mr. felter and mr. schneiderman's classes, and my subsequent correspondence with the latter and nerd squad with the former. and talking to robert pinsky was pretty sweet.

and the worst part. i think algebra. and everything pertaining to algebra. and the marielle drama in tenth grade.

i liked high school. i really did.

thank you so much, hannah!
I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH ;_;

thank you.
you helped. :]

ehem, i think you of all people know that WOOORDS (and douches!) CAN'T BRING MEEEE DOWN~ <3
also, isn't it a dumb idea to attack a writer in a written medium? i'm much more snarky and witty on paper than i would be improvising rebuttals in real life. this is not the place to get at me.

(CAN I GET SUM SURVICE IN HERRRE? <3 )

hahahaha, i rarely see hipster as a compliment, but i guess i really appreciate the sentiment. :]
thank you so much for the kind words; i've definitely taken them to heart. it means a lot to me. thank you.

i'll hit you with it.
you know what's awesome? i have my hair done. i'm wearing a shirt that's dry-clean only. someone i've never met winked at me last week and my friends are constantly showering me with all kinds of support. i walk to where i need to go, and am beginning to feel so much more comfortable with the way i look. i have friends who care about me enough to come over and write inspirational chalk drawings on my diveway when i'm not home.

i feel beautiful today. more beautiful than i've felt in such a long time. i knew that, at some point, someone was going to use this platform for maliciousness and hate. and it worried me. but i'm alright now. in fact, i'm smiling. and the smile that's stretching across my lips (and infringing on my nose!) is the most beautiful one i've ever worn.

thank you for helping me realize just how beautiful i feel.

i miss you too! probably! who are you! facebook me or text me or something so we won't have to miss one another any longer! yeah!

i see the spaghattah nadah also has to make pasta on dates. this makes sense because i'm tired.