Flag Day, probably.

I'm too afraid to count. In my defense, I've been the same shoe size for (no joke) seven years. So I've accumulated a lot of shoes in my days.

The weather, apparently.

My phone's lock and home screen is a stack of Vogue magazines. My computer screen is some Lilly Pulitzer pattern that I've had for ages. I had to change my phone screen from a nearly naked Adam Levine because it made people visibly uncomfortable. Myself not included.

Everyone in elementary school loved this kid Jake because he was perfect and quoted Spongebob flawlessly.

I really liked US History (lame, I know). But my Creative Writing class first semester was fun.

Answering phone calls at a pizzeria. Ooh, going door to door asking people to vote for a controversial candidate was horrible as well. I got yelled at by an old, bitter woman. -_-

Fall, before it snows.

Close to either my children, grandchildren, nieces/nephews, brothers, etc.

Gray, most likely.

Stuff.

Fetus. I didn't have to do shittttt in the womb.

I am the epitome of Daria.

Oh God, I think I drove my cousin's Sunfire or something when I was like 12 but just around an apple farm. The first car I legitimately drove was the car I own now, a 2006 Malibu. It's my baby :)

I feel like I answered this before, but chances are it was to see my brother's band when I was really little. The first concert I remember was this big summer festival with Vanessa Carlton, Michelle Branch, O-Town and my brothers band. In the words of Miley Cyrus, I guess that's pretty cool.

I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot no deputy.

Just one? I hate people who make situations more dramatic than they need to just for attention. Also, I hate 18 year olds that threaten to kill my brother just because he's dating said person's ex-girlfriend. That's fun too.

Two summers ago, when I used to stay up until like 3 or 4, I used to get hungry and eat one of these two combinations: Diet Coke and S'mores Poptarts OR Hot tea with baked Cheetos. Too good.

A unicorn.

No.