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Yes, but we're working on our aim.
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Is equal to you being a fucking nerd. Next!
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Two times, please!
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Try Kent, Bellevue or Shoreline! Avoid Burien, Renton and Federal Way. Things get icky the closer you get to Tacoma, or across the water. Washington also has A LOT of passive-aggressive people, junkies and proud psychos(I'm not joking). FUN FACT: The majority of serial killers either start in WA or end up there.
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Renton itself is really barely different than the rest of the suburbs of Seattle (in fact, where we were in Renton was technically a Seattle address). The real reason we groan when we hear the word "Renton" is because of the roommate and living situation we were stuck with for a while. It was pretty fucking horrible. Moving to a skeezy low-income apartment on Skid Row in Seattle was a definite step up...and that's saying something.
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She's working on it. She felt better performing last night than she did the night before, but then we went and socialized afterward instead of going home to bed, so she feels like shit this morning.
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Traveled to? Or... LIVED in?
Traveled to:
Dave - Klamath Falls, OR.
Juicy - Puyallup, WA.
Lived in:
Dave - Renton, WA
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we have a friend who has been beyond incredible to us... especially when times get so tough that we don't have food in our house (and, that has been pretty often, in the last year). She helps us... and THAT is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for us. We're not so good at asking for help, either. .. so it really does mean a lot when we get to the point where we HAVE to ask someone to help us! It hard to humble your pride monster.
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Anywhere in the whole world? Hm.
Living: Southern California. There are more opportunities in the fields we'd like to be in (performance and photography)! Plus, the landscape is nice and flat and the weather stays pretty consistent.
Second choice: The Bay Area. The overall vibe is pretty groovy. There is an AWESOME Burlesque scene building... and art community! But, the fog and hills are both hard on our old bodies.
Visiting: France! Dave lived in France for a year, in his teens... and can speak conversational pretty-much fluent French (he's rusty... but, his parents started him when he was 3). I'd really love to go experience what France is like with someone who can help me understand the people in more than a tourist-y way.
I've never been out of the country. :) And, I'd love to perform burlesque in France! Even at some dive bar. I think it would be an amazing adventure! Plus, we'd really love to meet and shoot Dwam. Just sayin. -
There is nothing wrong with that. Some people just REALLY love Jesus. If Mel Gibson can masturbate all over Jesus... I don't see why you can't! Also... I recommend hanging out in San Francisco. There are LOTS of hippies with beards and sandals proclaiming inspirational stuff. You might just get lucky and meet someone who will masturbate WITH you. :) Good luck!
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Okay... there is this video out there from "Girls Gone Wild"... and, it features two girls appearing to go at it. But, at closer inspection, the one girl is just headbanging (yes, headbanging her hair around the other girls crotch)... and as it gets REALLY predictable... the one girl loudly moans to the other girl "JUST KEEP PRETENDING!" ... *favorite*
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Burritos are like the perfect food log.
My favorite foods are often delicious jumbles of ingredients bouncing off of each other, casserole-style. I'm fundamentally lazy, so I like food that doesn't require me to eat around bones or futz with different utensils.
A burrito takes the whole thing on step further, because it's a delicious Mexican casserole wrapped in foodskin so it can be eaten by hand...no utensils required.
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ANY animal? Well, I'd probably pick the human female. They have sturdy hindquarters and have selective patched of fur. Second choice... a jackass. We'd take THAT show on the road! Then we could pay our bills. *dreams really do come true*
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Toast. Maybe with beans on it.
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For you...anytime. We actually have a private feed just for you.
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Sexiest food name: Kumquat
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LET'S DO THIS THING! We'll make our own on Zivity, right now! :)
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Yes and yes. Actually, I've been meaning to propose something to you. Ask me elsewhere.
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I am wearing a sheet with a hole in it. This is the only way that I can do whatever I want, and God can't see it! The Torah approves.
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Don't questions usually have different punctuation at the end? Like this: "Vagina?"
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Fractured Frame...’s Bio
Dave and Juicy are rock-and-rollah photographers with humbling life experiences by day and entitled douchebag personas by night.
