Considering my personality, appearance, intellect, interests, speech pattern etc haven't altered to be more homogenous with what you term as "religious", I think you're projecting... unless if you DO currently know me in real life, in which case I'm fascinated where a change is perceptible to an (assumed) atheist so please call me.
Also why is it a shame? Please give me some closure

I see you know about my long time habit of excessive gum chewing. While I occasionally will swallow gum out of pure laziness, normally I spit the gum out and dispose of it in a trash receptacle.

"101 Handy Household Hints"

hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

no, but I'm awake at 7:18am

hurrrrrrrrr.

I am a furry! I love furries!!

wait, will you be joining me??

ilu.

well I can't help that. lol

also Australia is huge and I live in a sparsely inhabited, non-cosmopolitan part where people are all "speak english, hurrr"

no, Shelly sux

sanitariuuuuuuuuum,leave me be, sanitariuuuuuuum... just leave me alone

It was basically "mechanical failure", I had a mixed (concealed and revealed) placental abruption. Nothing could have been done at all to stop it. I have a birth story on my livejournal somewhere, I can probably repost it for you.

Ask my favourite colour! Cause nobody would EVER think to ask that!!

what the fuck!

I have very light brown rosy nipples

My kid wants to apparently BUY the receptionist lady at the doctors office so I'm not sure he's up for marriage with anyone but her.

come live in my haus there's a spare bedroom

herpes

She says "no"

I've had descriptors ranging from the nicer (bubbly, charming) to the "honest" (loud, annoying, tactless)

I DO talk like a lolcat in real life. All the time.

Yoshi only likes me and treats everyone else with disdain, so I suppose I like her the most cause it's all *~~*exclusive~*~*~ and I feel special

I do a stupendous amount of stupid things! I microwaved a whole egg to explode it, that was pretty stupid.

Also I wouldn't set anyone on fire because I don't like the smell of burnt meat.