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Vacations are for rich people.
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I don't care so long as it's well written and ORIGINAL for once!
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You're like that guard in Sophie's Choice, aren't you?
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We don't have the warmest relationship.
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I write "just" way too often and say "like" just as much.
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You were a prison hospital chaplain and I was an incarcerated Jesus freak with a rare disease that only 20 people in the whole world have ever had. We often stayed up late into the wee hours reading our favorite passages from the Bible and rewatching our favorite episodes of Murder, She Wrote and Matlock. We bonded over those nights. Then, sadly, you started having dialysis more and more often and were able to visit less and less. Just as I was about to die, I gave you my kidney. Don't worry, it was still healthy.
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Too much shit and nowhere to put it.
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A band? If the online social networks formed a band tomorrow, it'd probably sound like Nickelback and it would put me off the internet forever.
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ATM machines. And it would have an universal PIN so it wouldn't matter whose account I withdrew from at any given time.
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I'm not, but I can't stand incorrect grammar. YOU ARE = YOU'RE.
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Way to set an example, Dude.
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My fucking asinine insensitive inhumane bullshit car insurance company.
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Why don't you just give me the Cook Islands? It's not like you'll miss them.
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Yes, for the first time, just two weeks ago. Oddly, the same time you seemed to have asked this question. Hmmmm?
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A few. Quite a timely question. This is a sore subject today. I just got a call from my insurance agent that my car insurance is going up 54% on the 17th because of an accident I had over two years ago. They've already raised my rates $60/mo due to that, but if I keep my policy (with a company I've been a customer with for 11 years now, no less), my rate goes up another $110/mo. Unfuckingbelievable. I'm so angry right now I can spit fire.
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Flora Isadora’s Bio
Your mom is a kinky bitch. Want me to tell you about it? She makes me wear the Doris Day wig and sing "Que Sera Sera".
