Haha lol but seriously I already told you, I only e-date. In the e-world.

You know what I wanna do

:) :)

Already am baby

Lately a load of Fleetwood Mac and Coheed!

Hahaha, jongig I guess

I've thought about this a lot but I've come to the conclusion I like Colorado more when I'm away more and come back to visit. I would eventually hate myself if I came back to live in Colorado over Dallas, even though I would enjoy almost everything about it. Always miss you guys but when it comes to my personal happiness I know I've gotta stay at SMU.

You're persuasive I like that

Lol... seriously at least say please

Prove it

Sanguine, my brother.

Yes dammit I have a very demanding e-work schedule

Sexy, let's get some hot chocolate and make it a night!

Ok haha, where do you want the e-honeymoon?

Lol no, I only do e-marriage. Thanks though

Hell no, I backtraced you lying bunch of pricks!

It looks like the best thing since the Cobra Starship brand enema.

I think that means they rolled some blunts. I believe this is what Journalism majors do all day, hence the confusion.

By far best carcinogen

Yes, to be specific kidnapping him and taking him to Dallas so he doesn't have to go to basic.