fanx

no. the shittest year so far, goodbye 2011 i sincerely hate you. there were some good times, but alot of bad times.

no i have more important things to do than gangbang my liver.

wasting my time trying to find my phone because it's obviously fallen off the face of the earth.

not really.

depends what sort of mood im in.

yes. because they let you down all the fucking time.

plenty.

no i'm a caveman.

nop.

years.

1) that they're not a dick around their friends
2) that they are good looking
3) that they don't have the personality of a spoon

sleep in a bed.

brush my teeth with toothpaste.

be neither.

um,why?

probably not considering it's 2am and i'm far from sleeping atm.

don't drop the raw egg then it won't crack. how about you cook it and have a nice egg sarnie instead?

insults from uneducated twats.

jokey, introvert around people i don't know and i'm always up for a laugh. a bit weird and a bit awesome also.