Fitz! If Chuck Norris and 10,000 woodchucks were to fight each other in zoo death match, who would win?
Chuck (norris) would use his powers of domination over the chucks (wood) to form an army and then make you kick your own ass. Except it wouldnt take an army. It merely would take the knowledge that Chuck was thinking about kicking your ass to make you kick your own ass in reparation.
