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    1. TheFFJD
      FFJD 4 May 12

      Thoughts on starting to talk with someone in another city? Distance not insurmountable, but more than a few hours.

      A few thoughts. 1 - can be tricky due to built up expectations. 2 - tread carefully, but i say why not.

    2. TheFFJD
      FFJD 4 May 12

      How do I set you up with one of my nice Jewish brothers?

      Haha, what a nice offer! However, I don't think The NJB would look too well on that. However, I certainly have some girls in my arsenal...

    3. TheFFJD
      FFJD 4 May 12

      why am I awesome?

      Because you are.

    4. TheFFJD
      FFJD 30 Apr 12

      whered you go? :'(

      On a hiatus working on starting my pr business (as well as working on a book from FFJD!) Still writing on Huffpost: http://huff.to/K9aSkq. Constance and I are also pulling a Dave Chapelle.

    5. TheFFJD
      FFJD 4 Apr 12

      what's expiration dating? sounds catchy. can you write about it please?

      Expiration dating is when you love to date people that you know won't stick around (law school, new job, etc). I think it makes them more attractive to you because you don't have to worry about where the relationship is going. Can be dangerous.

    6. TheFFJD
      FFJD 27 Feb 12

      how can i stay safe while dating abroad? should i worry about the normal partying? my jewish motha is all up in my brain making me think partying offshore is risky

      What a fantabulous question. The FFJD Elves are hard at work and I will answer tomorrow. In the meantime, Auf Wiedersehen and you're probably skinny arming at Oktoberfest.

    7. TheFFJD
      FFJD 20 Feb 12

      my lululemon leggings seem to have stretched out. they're not baggy. sure, its possible that I lost weight, but considering all the kuggel I've been eating it's unlikely. Has this happened with your lulu leggings? major jewish girl problems

      Haha. I actually...shockingly...don't wear Lululemon. I think it's too expensive, and I get my leggings from athletics stores or TJ Maxx.

    8. TheFFJD
      FFJD 20 Feb 12

      what sorority were you in?

      SDT, durr. You?

    9. TheFFJD
      FFJD 20 Feb 12

      about that question for girls who look cute working out -- can we talk about the fact that it KILLS ME when people workout with their hair down? THAT ISNT COMF omg stop please this isnt baywatch mmkaaay? is it a blow out they dont want to disturb? xo AOK

      if it's a blow-out you don't want to disturb, invest in a fucking banana clip. or even...a scrunchie.

    10. TheFFJD
      FFJD 20 Feb 12

      please please i beg of you please, write about sharing a bed with your BF & being unable to sleep because of neuroses -- (blanket wars, temperature preference disparities & snoring). kthxbai xo

      Done and done. See you this Tuesday. If you know what I mean.

    11. TheFFJD
      FFJD 20 Feb 12

      I saw a girl worth talking to about 2 months ago, and messaged her. Never heard back. Now, she's viewed me twice in the last week. Never heard back from the original message. Any thoughts on protocol here?

      I say message her. You have nothing to lose. Report back.

    12. TheFFJD
      FFJD 17 Feb 12

      A while back you wrote a post about host & hostess gifts. I couldn't find the entry on your website though. Passover is coming up; do you have Passover-specific recommendations? The holdiay makes gifting for the gf/bf's family so much harder!

      Toterly, I'll write about it!

    13. TheFFJD
      FFJD 13 Feb 12

      My bf and I both like working out but is it a bad idea to work out together? Does the answer change for girls who are talented enough to still look cute and not super-sweaty at the gym?

      I answered this on the blog, but I say nay. Do you say otherwise?

    14. TheFFJD
      FFJD 13 Feb 12

      how do you afford to buy so many expensive things? do you have a real job?

      I have my own digital pr company. I also make lots of money from mochi endorsements.

    15. TheFFJD
      FFJD 14 Jan 12

      Dating question -- earlier in the Fall I met a staff member from another office of my organization out of the area (he doesn't supervise me or anything). We hit it off and went on a date while he was here. We kept talking after he went home and planned to

      I need the second half of this!

    16. TheFFJD
      FFJD 14 Jan 12

      What is the protocol with long distance relationships. My best friend has been dating someone for almost 3 months and he has yet to visit her. When do you know when its a one sided effort

      Answering this on Tuesday.

    17. TheFFJD
      FFJD 10 Jan 12

      jdskfj

      NO WAY! Date him.

    18. TheFFJD
      FFJD 26 Dec 11

      So I'm into this NJB and i'm getting all the right signals...but a couple of my friends (both male and female) have told me to drop it bc he's not "looking for anything serious" My gut is telling me to go for it anyway... help por favor

      i think I answered this before, but unless you hear it from his own mouth, go for it.

    19. TheFFJD
      FFJD 26 Dec 11

      So how about dating tips for gentile guys who like jewish girls?

      Check this out on ze bloggo tomorro.

    20. TheFFJD
      FFJD 22 Dec 11

      Where would you get cute iPhone 4 cases?!

      Ooooo. I love funky ones like from Fred Flare. I'm actually the Only Person on Earth With a Blackberry. But my favorites are also on ThisISWhyImBroke.com.

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