Ask me anything or tell me a state secret
Recent Responses
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People say the best is at Front Porch, but I've never had it; Maverick's in the running, too, as far as I'm concerned. I have yet to eat at Little Skillet, though, so my answer may be suspect. I'm still looking for the best Korean fried chicken!
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Only to whatever extent their genetic combinations allow; otherwise, I'm going to come down slightly on the side of nurture over nature.
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The kind I can dissolve candy into and make something amazing with!
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It seems ... unlikely, but it can't be logically excluded, either.
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The T-800 model is getting cleverer all the time, people -- observe as it attempts to trick me into thinking it's a human by misspelling the name of its target!
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Clark Kent never turned into Superman in a tollbooth -- you're thinking of phone booths! Although technically, there would be nothing to stop him from doing it in a tollbooth, it'd just have to be abandoned, or else there'd be a tollbooth worker with a seriously weird story to tell.
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I'm not sure how good a liar I am, so I don't do it terrifically often, but I don't think I've made anybody cry in recent memory, so I can't tell you which I would prefer. Huh!
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CODE BLUE. CODE BLUE. DOCTOR PATEL TO CARDIOLOGY; CODE BLUE.
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Ever seen the Futurama episode "Amazon Women in the Mood"?
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Caffeinated Cocoa Puffs.
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A Veritech VF-1. I suppose I'd have to ensure there was a Protoculture source nearby. You know what, uh, never ... nevermind
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"I can't tonight, but can I put you on the calendar for two weeks from now?"
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I'm a 24C man through and through, I'm pretty sure.
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It depends on the scale of the betrayal and the identity of the betrayer. Responses could range from "seek grisly literal or metaphorical revenge" to "cut that person from my life immediately and permanently."
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I think it depends on the person and/or context. There was one girl whose kisses were slow, sweet, and soft -- recalling it now is like thinking about eating cotton candy for some reason. Then there was another girl with whom making out was like being attacked by a wild animal. Both were good for different reasons. Yeah, it's person/context dependent. Now I'm positive.
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Only half a work day, typically (hooray part-time job).
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"Anyone who doesn't return it" would be the categorical answer here, I think.
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Shower!
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