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      ferociousj responded to laura 22 Feb

      People say the best is at Front Porch, but I've never had it; Maverick's in the running, too, as far as I'm concerned. I have yet to eat at Little Skillet, though, so my answer may be suspect. I'm still looking for the best Korean fried chicken!

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      Only to whatever extent their genetic combinations allow; otherwise, I'm going to come down slightly on the side of nurture over nature.

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      The kind I can dissolve candy into and make something amazing with!

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      The T-800 model is getting cleverer all the time, people -- observe as it attempts to trick me into thinking it's a human by misspelling the name of its target!

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      Clark Kent never turned into Superman in a tollbooth -- you're thinking of phone booths! Although technically, there would be nothing to stop him from doing it in a tollbooth, it'd just have to be abandoned, or else there'd be a tollbooth worker with a seriously weird story to tell.

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      I'm not sure how good a liar I am, so I don't do it terrifically often, but I don't think I've made anybody cry in recent memory, so I can't tell you which I would prefer. Huh!

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      A Veritech VF-1. I suppose I'd have to ensure there was a Protoculture source nearby. You know what, uh, never ... nevermind

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      It depends on the scale of the betrayal and the identity of the betrayer. Responses could range from "seek grisly literal or metaphorical revenge" to "cut that person from my life immediately and permanently."

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      I think it depends on the person and/or context. There was one girl whose kisses were slow, sweet, and soft -- recalling it now is like thinking about eating cotton candy for some reason. Then there was another girl with whom making out was like being attacked by a wild animal. Both were good for different reasons. Yeah, it's person/context dependent. Now I'm positive.

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      "Anyone who doesn't return it" would be the categorical answer here, I think.

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