I'm always tired, sarcastic, and unimpressed.
Questions Answered
why are you so tired, sarcastic, and unimpressed? can you provide a real answer?
Not without delving into personal issues that I don't feel need to be all over the internet.
I'm a lot more open in 1 on 1 conversations when people aren't wording their questions so offensively, or calling me a liar.
Your scale is broken then. 3500 calories is equal to one pound of food...so you're saying you ate 38 500 calories? Really? Pfft.
I'm just going to stop replying to this person. I never asked you to believe me. The variables in this situation and the fact that I don't know who you are don't make it worth it. Unless you were by my side all day, you don't even know.
Also, the fact that I've consumed 2400 calories in chocolate alone in the past two hours, as well as 160%ish of my daily recommended fat intake in the car ride home from Cochrane alone. haha.
I hate myself a lot after calculating that.
Why do yo @$$ alwyas be open and stuff!?!
I don't even know what this means. Are you calling me loose? Ever rude. I'm a perfect lady between the sheets. Just like Kim Kardashian.
Can I steal you away to MJ's?
I hope this is from someone in Timmins talking about Mickey J's. In which case, yes please.
If you're saying you gained 11 pounds between this morning and this evening, you're wrong, that's physically impossible.
I'm glad you took the time out of your day to call me I liar. I wish I took pictures of the scale, because it's definitely not impossible. I'm sure I'll drop at least like 8 of those pounds next time I crap though. haha
Did you find the real sex? :0
hahaha, oh this day.
No, I didn't. :( FML.
My hand got the job done.
How confident are you in your sexual abilities?
I know what I like and what I'm good at, and what I dislike. I don't have sex enough anymore to even care really. haha
Asexual Myles is asexual.
If someone was in a relationship but you really wanted to be with them, would you break up the relationship?
Probably not. I'd say I would, but I'm a puss. I guess there's a lot to consider though when considering who the other guy is and stuff. Because if he's a big douche hole then yeah, I'd probably go for it. But if he was actually a nice guy I'd sit and wallow in my self-pity.
Hi Myles I follow you, into the shower and touch myself
You're in the shower with me, and you touch yourself? God you're useless. GTFO of my shower if you're not even going to touch me.
Who dat bitch on duh corner be?
Probably Sam. Whatahoe. I always catch him bent over the hoods of cars. That's the real reason he never comes on Tumblr. His computer isn't even broken. He's too busy selling his body for crack.
if u could choose one person from tumblr to spend the rest of ur life with, who would it be?
Like, relationshipy? No one. You're all crazy. Friendshipy? My Tumblr crushes suggest Harvey. I think that's pretty accurate. Sorry guys, they're making me pick one. luv u all tho.
I lied though. There are some qts on here I could maybe see myself with. But saying who would be weird, because I either don't follow them, or they don't follow me, or we do follow each other but we never talk, or whatever other situations I can put here.
Ernesto though. He's a qt. Ernesto, plz send ur life w/ me?
Look native american I will lick your native dick and sell it to the wolves
/oh/
Yeah ok, I think we can arrange something here.
You're canadian, I want to kill you and sell your remains to the native americans. Have a nice day <3
FFFUUU
I am native american. How about I kill you and give your body to wolves. And I'll grind your bones into a fertilizer and spread it on the forest floor.
I think that's what I want done with my body when I'm gone.
hi, myles. i'm moira. http://moirefesto.tumblr.com/ i'm well. hope you are too! btw, i like your long shiny tresses. there. hit back, if you must.:) http://moirefesto.wufoo.com/forms/the-hollowest-of-hollow-shams/ -moira
Moira is such a nice name. Does it mean anything? It must.
Thanks though. I love my hairs most of the time. But they're too long right now. Chopping will happen soon.
Cereal, quesadilla, or muffins?
What weirdo choices.
Definitely cereal. Definitely. Not even a competition. I love breakfast cereal.
I also love when people call it breakfast cereal. Is there another kind?
D'you prefer your hair short or long? Also, do you 'trim the bush'? ;D
It all depends.
When I get a nice short haircut, it grows out long and nice. And then I like it because it does what it's suppose to. But last time I got a hair cut (100 years ago) it was shitty, and just didn't grow out nicely. I guess I just don't care.
Never. My pubes are like Gandalf's beard. lol jk. Yeah. Usually just trim though. I don't like shaving it all off.
If you could have an endless supply of any food, what would you get?
Only one food? omg. idek. Nachos. Chili. Anything made by little Mexicans.
I just left this mid answer to get a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. That definitely wins.
