As big as my imaginary penis. And it's pretty huge.

Weirdest place would be under the bed. Other than that I'm fine.

I guess it doesn't make a difference. Both will hurt. But I wouldn't want to find blood in my urine, I've had enough troubles as it is. Lol. Malathion poisoning.

God save you.

Because I realise I can't answer my own questions if I pose them to myself. ):

17. But I'm past that. So I'm doomed forever.

I have no idea honestly. I'm sad now. ):

Death seems like a bitter ex. Avoid.

I'd play the kite. On the computer.

Love? Just.. I guess a romantic love poem would include, "eat your heart and rip your inside out" All the tween monsters would love it. Then they'd watch a movie about sparkling humans.

Stay up. You can sleep when you're dead.

The fuck? Fake an orgasm.

Tough. Drugs? Don't think I'd be caught doing either though. Only stupid people do.

Ernie and Bert. Lol.

A ba-na-na

Shape-shifting. So I could be screwing both ways and not get in trouble for it.

Coke is bad, zero or light. Cola on the other hand, is good. According to me.

Did u know sex is also considered a sport? But mine's just watching people. :3

Meh.

Why, an awesome dragon of course! Cuz by then all unicorns would have been killed on sight.