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    1. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 21 Mar 11

      Wiener

      schnitzel

    2. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 18 Mar 11

      Or maybe just an old boy? Like an elderly

      YOU'RE SO CUTE, I JUST WANT TO DEVOUR YOU!

    3. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 18 Mar 11

      Do you want a new boy in you??

      In my ear?

    4. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 18 Mar 11

      Was today one of those days you wake up today feeling like a lesbian?

      Yeah! I felt like a big old homo!

    5. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 18 Mar 11

      And the most humble evs

      What about regular sized humble ones?!

    6. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 18 Mar 11

      Big evs are the best kind of evs!

      Better than humble Evs?

    7. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 16 Mar 11

      have you ever raced your nipples????

      Hahahahaha all the time!

    8. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo responded to Formspring 16 Mar 11

      Have you cried during a movie?

      Formspring question of the day

      I cry during like, every movie NBD

    9. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo responded to mindyourmuffins 16 Mar 11

      If you had a magical snail that could grant you 10 wishes what would you name it?

      Ray Liotta

    10. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 14 Mar 11

      how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

      41 and 7/9 BRANDON

    11. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      lets get high

      Okay!

    12. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      i heard you fucked him

      Cool story bro! I didn't hear that. But, you know, that was probz because I didn't

    13. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      are you fucking or talking or what? do you like him?

      Neither? I don't like, hate him. I mean, he's alright?

    14. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      whats up with you and pete

      Nothing at all, my friend

    15. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      You need to travel then

      I do, I do indeed

    16. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo responded to cemecfrancais 13 Mar 11

      Well, here is one. You make two. I'd say MD is set with good people. More than most other places.

      I've never been anywhere else long enough to find out what kind of people are there

    17. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      Your chest is huge

      I know, I know. I get that pretty much wherever I go, I go

    18. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo responded to cemecfrancais 13 Mar 11

      If you ever need anything, my arms and heart are always welcoming. I love you. No matter who you are or what you do. I love you.

      I wish there were more people like you. You're just a good person, which are few and far between

    19. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo 13 Mar 11

      Just like, you have more issues than most people I know haha.

      Like what?

    20. Evelyn
      evelynhatesjobo responded to cemecfrancais 13 Mar 11

      I've never experienced something quite like that. The closest I can relate is losing a great friend who was like my father since mine is a fat, racist bastard. But you didn't deserve what happened. You deserve beauty as amazing as the beauty seen in you.

      It's always hard to lose someone, regardless of how you know them. But you are a kind person, and I appreciate your sentiments :)

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