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Alex Alrighty. ARRR-righhty, matey.
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Paris Hilton.
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Nope. I'm proud of my blog. I'm surprised that you read it.
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That's true love. The bacon I mean.
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I'm not much of a risk taker but If I had to pick one moment it would have to be my first camping experience. I'm glad to have actually gone camping.
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Football. Because nothing else seems interesting.
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Look at yourself in the mirror and say that again. See if you actually care.
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Patience is key. However, this advice might not be useful now as your partner may have already left. For that, I am sorry.
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I listen to the radio. Didn't see that coming, eh?
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Ah, my worst enemies. None of them.
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This isn't even a question. If I were to follow the instructions, my computer would be infected. Nice grammar, by the way.
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I like the fact that I am single on that day. Makes me feel special.
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I've got three: Me, myself and I. What have they given me? A reason to be awesome.
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I didn't know you then, I don't know you now. Intimate relationships with older women will send them to jail. The end.
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