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Well I can't really meet myself unless I look in the mirror, but that's cheating.
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I was just wondering where the paperboy was....get your fat ass back here.
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Yeh I think so. unless you didn't and this is a paradox of itself, infused in 5 spices.
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This is a simple autonomy instinct, that contrives the blended reader to be compelled to have quite controversial and random spurts of energy, thus resulting in an irrational fear of ducks that look the wrong way.
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Well, this question is more simple to answer.
Because it can be used for so many different appliances!!
Like:
Eating, cooking, frying, washing, drying, wiping, disinfectant, bandage, camera, musical instrument, printing ink, currency, string etc
But most importantly, it can be used to store documents. Put a ringbinder on it and you have yourself a hambinder for work related projects that consist of soap pellets and empty bottles. -
Phone was a very good friend of mine, back in the 80's just before I was born. He taught me everything I know about life as it is. We shared memories, but more importantly, he showed me that the flux capacitor is the epicenter of all life.
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Maybe we will. Maybe we won't. But yes we will. Infact I have already started a cult and we are all going to gather in one place to die.....well all of them except me. This way I will safely know that there will gradually be less and less people that will be taking all my Yu-gi-oh cards. Must get all of them.
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Hmmm now this is a tough one. Maybe it's because you secretly want to be a space samurai, but can only become one if you have a Japanese girlfriend.......or maybe you saw Misty/Nurse Joy/Jessie when you were younger and watched pokemon, and thought "jeez if they were diseases, then I'd wanna catch em all!"
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BECAUSE HAM IS THE BEST!!!
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Well you obviously seem like an average joe to me. No need to see a doctor about it. Everyone seceretly has that fetish. Just no one wants to admit it because they're all slug babies. I say preach it to the world!
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Certainly Mr. Inspirioso!! Polpla skimdaddy tarnox scrafjim!!
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Spiral cut, but canned is sprelouse, which is a word I just made up.
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Only if you can lick it, can you stick it. Sozx big fluffy pencil.
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It wasn't mine. Some mafia guy headbutted another and then shouted that to him :P
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HAM IS GOOD. HAM IS GREAT. I'VE GOT HAM, ON MY PLATE.
Just a little rhyme I made there. -
I'm not gonna lie. Yes.
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Yeh. I'm speaking to myself, so obviously I am.
I meant to put I found! DURRR -
Definitley. Harry is my chum. Mmmmmmmm >:D I found to find his chamber of secrets....hehe
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Ron Weasley, Tintin or Bender
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