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Uuururrrrrr no!!!! *shifty eyes* Whahthhttt
Shit they were suppposed to be release for another 3 minutes!! Ooooh someone's gonna get fired for this.
On a side note, the pics aren't fake. Me and Barack are chums till the very end and I asked him to pose nude for an art project. He didn't comply so I drugged him. That's why he has such a blank expression on his face. -
Wow that is a hard one....I dunno, maybe...if I could I suppose I would have answered it by now....go ask Dave over there ->
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Basically you take the blue wire and wrap it around your index finger. Then you make a small (very small) incision in the left cubicle and stick your finger in there. If it doesn't fit then do some finger aerobics to lose some of that skin. Once in there you turn on the light switch, which will illuminate your path to freedom. Then you get that omlete you were saving in your back pocket and stuff it in there. This should conduct enough potential energy to get it started.
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Well seeing as I haven't seen either I'm going to have to go with "or".
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My secret lab where I conduct experiments on passing citizens. I test whether hair dye is suitable for skin exfoliation.
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Bakon is actually a vodka, so I don't really know at this very moment dear sir.
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Well what I'd do is get a crumpet, untoasted, and keep it on my face for about an hour. Then smear some ink (colour of your choice) over the pee-area. This should alleviate some of the stress around the contours that are protruding.
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Only if he has a civilisation living in his forehead. Otherwise his ears will explode and you'll find taht he'll never be able to wear earmuffs ever again.
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Nah not really. Just ya know, a silknut.
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Only if you use a spatula. If you use anything else then it becomes a puss bread and you have to taost it.
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Hmm I just mentally replaced tree with penis.
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Yeh sure. Looks tasty. Did you sit on some ham?
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I think it's because it won't fit over their swollen ears, but more importantly, deaf people are kind of like hamsters in the way that they stuff objects and food in their ears (well hamsters stuff it in their cheeks but yeh) to keep what ever it is that they have cool. Kind of like a fridge but not at all....
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Because basically yeah, I accidentally trod on a pebble that was wrapped in banana skins that sent me back in time to 354 AD and I was like WWOAAAHHH NO WAY!!! EXTREEEEEEEEEMMMMME!!! but I was floating in space so nobody could hear me. At the time I was floating around a giant rock, which I think is now called the moon. But anyways, basucally there was lots of paint that someone had left by accident. There were so many strange colours that I'd never seen before, like Grenty and Yillac, I mixed these two together and I became the first person in history to mix two different colours and create blue. Then I filled the random ballons that were everywhere and threw them at earth. At the time earth's atmosphere was made out of this wierd jelly stuff that absorbed the paint, but because the paint was alcohol based it evapourated the jelly, leaving no physical trace. All that you could see was the blue haze. Then I hitchhiked back to the future on an old bicycle and yeh...that's how I created the sky and invented the colour blue.
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Reverend Euan’s Bio
"I WAS GONNA BUY YOU A FUCKIN HAM!!"
