the day i fucked your mom.

haha there is? people pay more attention to breakups than the people breaking up do..

let me pour you a big delicious bowl of none of your fucking business! :)

3. my face is the same as always........... 4. NO :( 5. now youre just rubbing it in. 6. because apparently they weren't hiring -__- 7. she's quite motherly. 8. LOL ONLY YOU WOULD REMEMBER THAT I HAVE A BATTERY OPERATED GARBAGE CAN. 9. my camera is amazing <3 10. you already asked about my dog you sicko..

1. most people do... :c 2. LOL my fridges are like pokemon, GOTTA CATCH EM ALLL.

lol i'm confused but uh your profile picture is beautiful?

yeah well, you know, i try to find something that keeps me ahead of jenny from the block :D

OHH NOOO WHAT CAN I DO TO REDEEM MYSELFFFF

you are seriously formspring whoring me so much right now omg best friend ever <3

i is good :)

yes i have! they're huge.
..and not uneven like a certain someone
)': i'm so ashamed

you're such a derp i can't handle it. go back to taiwan already.

i consider myself more of a fancer?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL THIS HAS BEEN MY FAVOURITE QUESTION ALL NIGHTTT
..but on a serious note, i think my pond might just leak more than the normal person. i should get it checked out, no?

for a second i was scared you liked all my facebook pictures.. oh lord

he's climbin through your windows, creepin your fb uppp

YOU FIRSTTTTTT, oh wait you already have..... s:

i liek mudkipz :3

i'm such a cutie3.14

Y U NO TAKE PICTURES WITH ME