With rum. Vodka if I lose.

neither.

popppppppppppppp

There's something rather magical about swimming in the ocean, but tbh, not a big fan of the salt business going on in the water. Hurts the eyes more than chlorine does.

Chrome is the god of browsers, pretty much. I h8888888 IE. My roommate had it, and literally toolbars filled the top half of the screen. WHAT IS THE POINT I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU NEVER USE THEM ANYWAY

My family currently has three dogs. Also, my brother. So approximately four pets.

you: are one strange cookie

i will sit for just about anything

FUCK DAT

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haha in a way i wish they had been from myself...

but since we are currently chatting on skype i will just continue to giggle you silly 'anon'

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thats me doing dat 2 ur face ok

fuk yah i am full of wizdum

wow ash i thought we were friends. i knew you'd just screw me over eventually. you have a history of such things.

i don't like baked potatoes all that much.

buy some for me. i love comfy man boxers.

um. that's. prettyfuckingscary.

sooo friday at 8??

not if you're wearing a condom

WHY WON'T YOU HUG ME? THAT'S SUPER HURTFUL OKAY. ugfgsdjbas

r00d. but i forgive you.

ohhhh. is this a good time to tell you i am your mother? because, um, it's a distinct possibility. and by that i mean i was in labor for 30 hours with you, you ruthless bitch.