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    1. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to flemmigan 24 Oct 10

      You're partying next weekend? No excuses assmaster?

      Much better. I'll take "Hell yes I'm in" for $400.

    2. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to flemmigan 23 Oct 10

      You're partying next weekend. No excuses assmaster

      I'm sorry sir this isn't a question. Now I will rape you.
      -Alex Trebek

    3. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 17 Oct 10

      Why are you so sexy?

      Obviously my bone structure. Have you ever seen better structured bones?

    4. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 20 Jul 10

      Where do you want to live when you're older?

      Maybe in England or Japan. Probably somewhere in America though, on the west coast. Just as long as it's nowhere near the east coast and their lack of anything good.

    5. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 20 Jul 10

      What's the most you ever drank?

      Half a beer. I got alcohol poisoning.

    6. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 20 Jul 10

      Marry, boff, kill: Zack, Tony, Jacob, Cam, Garrett.

      Jacob, Zack, Cam. Jacob because he has the skills to pay the bills. Zack because he's army strong. Cam because me and him are both unkillable unless one of us kills each other. We're like ER highlanders.

    7. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 20 Jul 10

      What's your honest opinion on Zack?

      I think Zack's a pretty cool guy. eh won't shut the hell up about Jedi Outcast and doesn't afraid of anything.

    8. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 20 Jul 10

      sup son, wanna smoke some weed

      That's not funny. My brother overdosed on an entire pack of marijuana cigarettes.

      Actually, if somebody has ever overdosed on weed, my brother would be the one. He would say it was an artistic expression while the cops haul him off.

    9. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to flemmigan 19 Jul 10

      Which brings me to my next question. Would you rather, Tim Curry in his role in Home Alone 2, or Tim Curry in his role in Rocky Horror Picture show, but because of a comment made slightly before hand, you think he looks like the Zumanity tranny?

      Tim Curry from It. I'm into Juggalo's.

    10. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to flemmigan 19 Jul 10

      Would you rather: Alegria guy and he'd be real tender, or Zumanity tranny, only she's post-op and won't say anything?

      Alegria guy. Even post-op, Zumanity tranny would look like Tim Curry.

    11. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 13 Jul 10

      Hypothetical situation, Jacob has fallen down but will pick himself up, Matt is on the verge of overdosing on heroin. Who do you save?

      I would push the plunger on the syringe :3

    12. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 13 Jul 10

      Have you ever gotten a hard on from a guy?

      Yeah. Every time I see myself in the mirror.

    13. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to khanoftartary 19 Jun 10

      If you could actually be a character from any video game, who would it be?

      There are several answers I could use, so I'm going to go with one that's on my mind because of a game coming out soon: Alucard from Symphony of the Night. Or Soma Cruz from Aria of Sorrow. Both are awesome vampires without any of the moodiness and gayness of Twilight. Plus they are fighting Dracula. Not their hormones. That's the best answer I got right now.

    14. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to khanoftartary 19 Jun 10

      Bow Chicka Bow Wow

      Um... yes?

    15. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon responded to khanoftartary 19 Jun 10

      I accidentally the whole JP...

      Not as bad as that one time when I accidentally a whole fleshlight

    16. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 19 Jun 10

      What's the best thing about E3 this year? What's the worst?

      Best thing about E3 was the 3DS. With the awesome titles coming out (Star Fox 64?!! Paper Mario?!!) and the cool interface, it looks like something I can't wait for. Hell, pretty much all of Nintendo's presentation was amazing.
      The worst of E3 was Kinnect. I wasn't impressed. At all. Kinnect looks like it's defeating the purpose of video games for stress relief and doing things you can't do in real life. I can duck under foam rollers in real life. I don't, however, since I don't live in Takeshi's fucking Castle. I want to be able to do things that I can't do in real life with a controller. Then again, Kinnect isn't even out yet. It might impress me.

    17. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 14 Jun 10

      I can has Battletoads?

      Call Gamestop first. I don't want to go there and find out they don't have it.

    18. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 13 Jun 10

      Which son of a bitch asked the how do i shot web question first?

      Honestly, it wasn't me. I already know hot to shot web.

    19. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 12 Jun 10

      how do i shot web

      http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/4/44/Spiderman_Game_Screenshot_Shot_Web.jpg
      According to this, you quickly press B.

    20. Jonathan Pait
      epsililicon 12 Jun 10

      who dies at the end?

      Everybody. Snape kills them all.

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