Get with the program, anonymous question asker! Ladies are totally allowed to enter the Minnesota Beard-Off in the freestyle category!

http://mnbeardoff.com/the-categories

Also, did you see the judges? Because there are awesome judges.

http://mnbeardoff.com/the-judges

BUT, to answer the question in the spirit in which it was intended, I would go with a full beard. When it comes to facial hair, I'm very "all or nothing."