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    1. Emily

      I'm no expert and didn't even take the time to Google it, but I'd guess that fat free (which doesn't ACTUALLY mean zero fat, by the way) half and half involves corn syrup or some other kind of sugar. The sugar-free Smarties? Probably a chemical sweetener of some sort.

      Which reminds me, one time my mom spilled some of that fat free dairy free artificial coffee creamer on her counter, and when it dried it peeled off in one piece and looked like plastic.

      Eat real food!

    2. Emily

      I hope you're all ready for this. I take no responsibility should the Internet break down.

      One morning, I woke up early and started browsing through my Google Reader and Twitter feed. Suddenly, I discovered that something called w00tstock existed and was coming to Minneapolis, so I immediately bought tickets.

      Once Art woke up, I excitedly told him of my purchase, only to hear that he, the man who brought out most of my nerdy tendencies (I think they were always in there somewhere), had not even heard of the event.

      I outnerded Art.

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