I prefer texting to talking but I'd rather talk in person than on the phone.

Yesterday.

No but my vagina is.

You're a cabron. And no they're not.

Neverrrrrrrr ever Trevor.

Oh my god. That's actually so cute. If only you had seen me in real life ;) you wouldn't say the same.

Um. Gurl.
30th March - 6th April - working in Salou, Spain.
9th April - 15th April - playing hockey in Rimini, Italy.
Hopefully getting a job in Malia from July to September (fingers crossed!)
And hoping to visit my uncle in America in September. Busy times.
IZ DAT K GURL?

Purple. Duh.

Surely if you 'were' a true Michael Jackson fan, then you'd still be one and the question should be ARE you a Michael Jackson fan? Hmm? HMMM.

If it tastes good then it's probably bad for you. But it tastes good, so just shove it down your throat.

Vaginas

Dr. Pepper?

A double bed is the kind of bed upon which one does sleep.

My blow up doll, my video camera and my strap on.

to ma special place. If you know what I mean.

Cooking a meal for three and no one died.

No, do you want me to be?

I'm not a model wtf. and omg please move on.

Bonjour.

and I get to see my favourite uncle. Roll on June! Yay America :D:D