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      When my boyfriend opened up and told me how much he thinks about me, and how much I mean to him, and how much he loves me.

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      When you're all smooshed up in their arms and can feel it through your whole body. That deep, passion filled kiss. And it's not wet, because that's gross.

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      elizabethc responded to alarue 24 Apr 11

      If he's sitting down, I'll reach over and rub his leg, or squeeze his hand. Sometimes I'll rub the back of my fingers on his cheek scruff. :P

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      I didn't punch you last time I saw you, I'm not sure that anything has changed since then to make me want to punch you. I'm honestly a very non-violent person.

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      How, exactly, does one brown nose to a person who isn't even in the thread? I'm not brown nosing to Reby, she and I have had good conversations with each other in the past. God forbid I stick up for a friend. Of course, some people get butthurt because they think their opinion is the be all end all and omg why isn't everyone agreeing with me?

      Are you that butthurt person? Are you upset because you acted like an asshole? I don't brown nose. Why the hell would I need to? It's not like I live near Reby, or even do the same type of work she does. Why would I need to try and get in her good graces?

      I know using your brain and thinking logically can be hard sometimes, for people who live to try and make themselves feel better by anonymously lashing out at people on the internet. But I promise, if you try it, you might find out that your life is happier, and people don't have desires to punch you in the face as much. You might even get laid!

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      Wow, you must be really obsessed with me if you're always going out of your way to point things like this out to me. What a great compliment, that I've managed to affect you so much. :)

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      elizabethc responded to posed 4 Aug 10

      Custom wood pieces are epic.

      I made a rule when I started this that I would answer every question asked of me because I feel that it says more about the person (even if they're a cowardly anonymous person) than it does about what they're trying to say about me.

      But, yes, your point is extremely valid. It's fucking Ikea. It's not like I said Louboutin's were tacky (though some of them are).

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      My donk? I thought the whole thing was a "badonka donk". Donk sounds a little too close to dong or dork to me, so maybe you're looking for the men's room down the hall?

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      Yes! I have an extremely high powered vacuum right here! It shouldn't rip anything off at all.

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      No, if you knew how to read, you could see there's a link right there to all my modeling work. I like the cartoon.

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