It doesn't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_hF_RhD-xE&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLE86B7178379E7F58

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Oh my GOD. I don't know WHY, but I was just on the phone with my friend and "I'm too sexy" has been playing on repeat in my head.

BRING IT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39YUXIKrOFk&ob=av3e

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I mean....if the tiger and lion are truly attracted to each other and love each other deep down on the inside, i don't see why not

Beer, beer, curry, sleep, drive to LA, martinis, ribs, beer, beer, sleep, golf, Tommy's, beer, nap, beer, sleep, drive home, beer, fall asleep by the pool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_1mhP_Yhu4

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSK1D3bZhRs

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Bella never has to work a day in her life and her only purpose is to take care of her child and service her undead husba---wait isn't this exactly how it goes down???

Um. Stephanie Meyer can write an alternate reality version of the story where Bella shacks up with Jacob, and pretty much the SAME THING happens.
She marries, she procreates, she stays home with the babies.
THEN, in a FIT OFUNHOLY RAGE... Jacob turns into a werewolf and attacks Bella.
The next book in the series is all about Bella and Jacob working through their problems because Bella just loves him so much!
The moral of that story is that true love > domestic violence.
Even when your eyeballs get clawed out.
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Is there cinnamon in the apple pie?

If the answer is no, then vamos!

My plan is to not have any plans.

Boo. I boo this.

I currently have no phone because the stupid people at Phones 4 U (NEVER USE THEM!!! EVER. I MEAN IT) didn't set up my contract properly so now the slightly less stupid but equally as annoying people at Orange have BLOCKED my phone because they say I haven't been paying my contract. BUT I THOUGHT I HAD.

So I am going to go into Phones 4 U (seriously, such a STUPID name, you'd think they could come up with a better one... but then I suppose they aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer) and shout at the annoying, flirty and rather unattractive salesman who thought he was the bees knees, and tell him that if he doesn't sort it out I will throw cans of Heinz tomato soup at his head. THEN he won't be so cocky. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

My sharp wit.

Pocket sand is inspired though.

Happy Birthday! You are young enough to honestly say you have the best years of your life ahead of you, yet wise and charming enough to stand out above the crowd. Birthdays are relatively meaningless events anyway. It's the quality of the 364 days surrounding it that matter the most. If you're happy, and healthy, and have good friends, and are doing something interesting with your life, then... congratulations: You win. Oh, and don't drink cheap beer, or wine, or whatever. As with most things, go for quality over quantity, especially on your birthday.

I can't remember, so I must have celebrated it mindlessly, probably with reckless abandon.