Maybe, if the puking is interspersed with polite apologies, "So sorry gentlemen! [puking noise] I'll only be a moment. [puking noise] I do apologize for this abdominal blunder! [puking noise] Please help yourself to the hors d' oeuvres in the meantime. [puking noise] …"

need more lashings?

I'm currently re-watching original Star Trek, and doing so only continues to reinforce my existing opinion: Captain Picard, always.

It's the post-Princess Bride futuristic space adventure of Inigo Montoya! It's the movie we've all been waiting for!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3W5GDkgf2w

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If we're talking fries with the skins still on, served with malt vinegar, then fries.

Attn. B-grade law schools in need of lobby art!

If you can swap out one religion for another, were you really a believer in the first place?

I love double-dates—it's both a date and hanging out with friends.

Employers always want to know that you really want to work with them! They want to see that you are motivated. So, tell the interviewer for the full-time position that their company is your first choice, and you really want the job! I wouldn't mention that you already accepted another offer, but mention that you have received another offer and need to provide them with a response asap.

I have a scar on my wrist from stabbing myself—dangerously close to the vein—with an exacto knife while trying to cut a matte board to frame a print at home. I was rushing because we were about to leave to see Tron. As you can see, I lead a life full of danger and intrigue.

You know it, deck mate!

Thanks horseebooks. You're swell.

Tiny elephants wearing vests and fezes on trampolines!

I'm certain animals suffer prior to being killed and share our innate fear of death. Anyone who has slaughtered an animal can confirm this. It would be presumptuous to assume vegetation doesn't also possess some form of awareness or conscious desire to live. However, suffering is part of being alive and death is inevitable for every living thing, so we all must suffer our share.

Do you believe in a thing called love? The Darkness is going to be at the Fillmore on Tuesday night…

Gargoyles! This cartoon was so badass, and it was voiced by the all-star cast of Star Trek TNG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygrEVnrg3Ic

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I was a blend-in in high school, and it was fine. I remember it fondly. I cringe when I think of the losers I dated, though.

Yes. And yes.

She ought to just disappear and never contact him again. Her silence will eat away at him, slowly. It's a form of revenge in itself, and it doesn't cost any energy or dignity. In his search for closure/forgiveness, he will send letters asking for a response. Remain silent.

When it comes to relationships, the one who cares less holds the power.

But I'm not opposed to Martin's STD scare -- well played!