I don't think Limewire was ever a thing around here. I think the whole P2P piracy evolution was Napster -> Kazaa -> eMule -> BitTorrent.

You can, but that does make you an hypocrite. That's the very definition of hypocrisy. ^^;;

What about swearing? I get offended whenever I hear a censored song on the radio more than I'd be if they were actually swearing.

I'm not even M, but I'd let POtC walk all over me, not even kidding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHYIGy1dyd8

Play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWB8J6YxVXQ

Play

"Stupid Nasu, that choice didn't even make sense!"

I was always under the impression that your native language was Spanish, Calendron. Was I wrong?

Higher than a motherfucker.

Life itself begins inside your grandmother's womb, before your mother's birth, since ovarian follicles all get created before the female is born.

As for self-awareness, studies seem to indicate that we attain consciousness between 24 to 28 weeks after conception. And that's what makes us human, because if you're judging life by simply being a bunch of living cells mashed together, we'd be no different from bacteria.

I swear April Fools on the Internet gets more and more boring and eventless every year that passes.

I wonder how long until no one bothers doing anything for it?

No one is really exploiting anyone, they're different distributions with different goals. Use whatever you think that suits you best. They're both really popular, so you're bound to find lots of documentation for both, anyway.

Based on what I've been seeing in recent installations here at work, Ubuntu desktop seems to be quickly going to shit, anyway.

Assuming 100 KB for an image, I'd say 0.0001 GB of MLP porn is too much.

goddammit why do you keep asking me this, it doesn't even make any sense

I think I answered this one already, anyway.

I went through all the ones that I had available in my inbox at the time, answered the ones I cared about and deleted the rest. I did forget to answer a couple of ones in the meanwhile, such as one @ZealouslyHeld asked about a 1950s PSA, but I can just track that one down in his public answers and answer it that way, anyway.

Older questions that had disappeared from my inbox reappeared a while after that, so I suppose I can never end up with a clean inbox, huh?

I give it to my opponents, so they can apply it to the ~SICK BURNS~ I gave them.

a site so buggy that figuring out how to shut it down cost more money than keeping it alive

It's 2013 now. Can you already do that?

Don't forget to keep checking every year!

I'm kind of used to having cats around, so in a distant future where I've settled down and am acting like a responsible adult, I think I'll get a cat of my own.

I'll probably keep the family tradition of using strange japanesey names for cats, since me and my sister started that to begin with, anyway. But I don't really care much about breeds, there's too many stray animals, I'd rather adopt one, or get a baby kitten that needs a home.

I'm not sure.

Usually what's damaging about the saddest/more painful life experiences of your life can't just be solved by individually forgetting about it, since there's other people who share those memories. Forgetting about the things that caused you pain won't undo whatever those things were! Plus, how can you make sure you don't repeat the same mistakes if you don't remember them?

Unless you are a war veteran or rape survivor or something of the kind. Then one would be totally justified in undergoing a procedure like that, as I don't think the pros of keeping those memories outweigh the cons.

Thankfully, I never experienced something as radical as that, so I don't think a pill to forget things would benefit me. Now, if you'd ask me if I could go back and redo things, I would, in a heartbeat. But I think all of us would?