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Your mother is a whore
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The ability to make people fart uncontrollably just by looking at them
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Yeah, there's a smoking hot chick that works at the strip club I "volunteer" at
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Well my middle name is Alexander, and my parents told me that if I would have been born a girl (they didn't find out the gender until I was born) they would have named me Alexandria. That's the name I'll have to go with. And same question but for my penis? So..."if you could have a female name for your penis..." What? Who the hell female-names their penis?
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Well "love life" can also be considered "personal life." It wouldn't be very personal if I was divulging everything on here, a PUBLIC site that anyone can access! Plus, I find it a little weird telling an anonymous person everything. Just ask me in person!
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Double tap, as always. And kill Bill Murray.
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Thank you for reminding me of that amazing video
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Well...I'm not a songwriter, so this is a tough one to answer. I guess if I could write any Elliott Smith-sounding song, I'd be pretty happy with myself.
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I THINK WE SHOULD TOO KYLE
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He can if you really shit the bed during all the missions.
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Couldn't have picked a better song to quote : ) One of my absolute favourites fo sho!
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One of my favourite bands ever. Going to see them in concert in July and I am SO PUMPED!
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Haven't seen a whole lot of video of him, but from what I've read, he's quite the talented baseball player. The Nationals are going to have quite the team down the road with both Strasburg and Harper, that's for sure.
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HAH! I'm not a HUGE fan of Only By the Night, but I didn't mind it. I much prefer the first two albums, of course.
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I'm trying to stop suck :(
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Taylor Hall. His play in the memorial cup just solidified my stance on this. They are both extremely talented hockey players, and frankly I think both of them will be stars, but Hall just has something special about him.
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stop asking questions....NOW!
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