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Mirrors distract me cos of how sexy I look. It's a nuisance.
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"It's like a driving test...[rambles for ages about unrelated shit no-one knows or cares about]", "Ah well to answer your question, [rambling explanation of completely unrelated topic]", "Say 'money' again and I'll hit you with Mister Stiffy"
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Pharmaceutical companies because they push through the passing of new drugs even when they know they're unsafe, corrupting the necessary government officials where required (they have an unreasonable amount of influence over the government). For example, a company my biology teacher used to work for manipulated the data from a drug trial and had it licensed to "Improve overall quality of life", making no specific claims as to what it does. They also use their influence to block the use of cheaper, safer alternatives to the drugs they produce and sell in large quantities.
Oil companies because in the vast majority of cases they completely ignore any environmental impact of production/drilling, e.g. tar sands mining in Canada that destroys hundreds of thousands of acres of forest and the recent-ish enormous BP oil spill that happened due to inadequate attention to safety precautions.
I just generally dislike unethical corporations that have a negative impact on the world and us, and oil/pharmaceutical companies are some of the worst offenders. -
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Probs a PhD, then either research at a university (perhaps one day becoming a professor) or for a pharmaceutical or oil company... although preferably the former cos I have a bit of a vendetta against pharmaceutical and oil companies. Another option is going into biotechnology and reincarnating the great woolly mammoth, which is perfectly possible with today's technology, but that's a bit of a dream.
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Prefer long hair on a girl. If I could grow long hair without it spazzing into a comically ugly mullet, I probably would.
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Only if they're really, really good.
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Of course, there was that one guy who went far a couple years ago but I think he decided against using even go want, but he definitely went far to do look more like. Aside from this, a few people have been far even as decided to use go want, but if you did that much, why would you to do look more like? It's obvious really.
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Worst: a whole cigarette whilst drunk. I could almost feel the nicotine blocking up my synapses.
Best: weed. But be careful kids, weed is bad for you, the horrible effects of this monstrous narcotic include: intelligent thought, creativity, peacefulness, bliss, and the feeling of oneness with your surroundings. Sounds horrible, doesn't it? -
Probably a tame dragon, cos that'd be amazing in every way... not talking about Komodo dragons or anything, I'm talking about the huge, winged, fire-breathing intelligent type. Need a lift somewhere? Arrive like a total boss on the back of a dragon. Terrorists? Not after I fly out on dragonback to seek and destroy... the possibilities are endless.
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No. Hell no. I may be a cunt, but not that kind of cunt... I love my mum.
Besides, Hendrix himself said: "If I teach you everything I know about playing guitar, all that'll do is make you an imitation of me. Just find your own style and go wild, man, that's what rock is all about!" -
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Point 1: Stamp on the faulty moral compass til it's a fine sparkly powder
Point 2: Locate the nearest unicorn (shouldn't be tricky, they madly flock towards the smell of crushed-up compass)
Point 3: Sprinkle compassdust all over the unicorn. Tip: avoid the tail region, unicorn tails are the top cause of leprosy in the UK
Point 4: Play music to the unicorn. It doesn't really matter what, although they don't care for country&western
Point 5: Unicorn will shit out a brand new shiny moral compass, and there you have it. Note: if you played dubstep to the unicorn in step four, your compass will also be able to contact the dead.
Good luck, and enjoy.
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