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    1. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to sanders 21h

      Tell me about yourself.

      I'm an enigma wrapped in a Twinkie.

    2. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to sanders 21h

      Go make a life, not a living.

      But I don't want any more kids.

    3. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to sanders 21h

      What happened to JumperGoop?

      I wasn't anywhere near them. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

    4. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 21h

      What happened to all the good bands? You know, with guitars and drummers?

      They weren't pretty enough to be in music videos.

    5. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to Formspring 15 Mar

      What's your attitude today?

      Vertical

    6. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What is your weirdest habit?

      I have to re-set all the a/c vents to point at the ceiling when I drive a car. 'Cause we all know that cool air falls so yo need to get it started at the ceiling!

    7. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      Is Schindler's List a "must-see" movie?

      I don't know. I've never seen it. (I Swear!)

    8. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What's the funniest thing you have seen/heard today?

      Caddyshack. You scratched my anchor!

    9. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What are you looking forward to?

      Just about everything.

    10. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What do you think should be worth a lot, but isn't?

      My good looks.

    11. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to johnsanders 19 Nov 11

      Who would be the members in your dream band?

      Elvis on vocals, Stevie Ray Vaughn on guitar, and Animal on drums.

    12. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to sanders 19 Nov 11

      Money is no object. What do you do right...now?

      Move to a place with native palm trees and a beach.

    13. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What's your favorite snack?

      Tender beef jerky.

    14. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 responded to kelly 19 Nov 11

      What is your favorite item of clothing?

      A bikini (not mine!).

    15. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      What are your theories on how the term "You cooked your own goose" came to mean you got yourself into trouble?

      I assume it goes back to the days of goose rustlers. Apparently one thought he was cooking a stolen goose when, as he was rotissereeing, the stolen goose walked into the room. He was heartbroken!

    16. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      if you could be anything what would you not be?

      A floor.

    17. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      if you could change anything about your work, what would it be?

      That I would get paid simply based on my charm and good looks.

    18. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      what is your opinion about ducks?

      They are exhibitionists. Donald, Daffy, they all run around with no pants. The only one with any sense of decency is Baby Huey!

    19. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      your eye looks lazy. Can we see the other?

      It's asleep.

    20. Ed Stoner
      edstoner1 19 Nov 11

      what is something your wife did not know about you when you first met? Does she know now?

      That I have a Mickey Mouse collection. Yes, she's added to it!

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Father of two sons. Husband of one wife. Self employed. Self medicated.

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