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I'm not working at Papa Murphy's. I'm working at Pizza Hut. It's great, when my car isn't fucking up.
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So I get to eat dinner with a dead guy? Seems kinda unappetizing. I mean he'd stink up the joint. But anyway, prrrooobabbly... Dan Green. No idea where I'd take him though.
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I'm not at liberty to say who my first real life crush was, but my first crush on a fictional character? Dark Magician Girl. -
Achievement Hunter: Fails of the Weak 35.
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Right now? When life seems to like throwing more and more crap at you. Minor inconveniences at best, but they add up.
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Because not dying in a tornado isn't that hard here. I've been in like 9 of them and the worst that's ever happened is my basketball goal getting blown down.
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You should ask me something other than what should you ask me =D
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A better phone.
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Pirates are limited to swords, cannons, and guns. Even on the high seas, since ninjas can walk on water, they would evade the swords, disable the cannons and get to the pirates before the guns would be useful (like an enhanced version of the infamous 21 foot rule). Ninjas win easy.
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I have one on my right elbow, from when I fell off my bike on a rocky road, and one on my pinky from cutting myself with broken glass.
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It would be "Dude, what the hell is wrong with you?"
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... an old costume. It makes a nice robe to wear around.
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I believe that the concept of luck exists. Luck itself doesn't but the irrational blame-diverting concept invented by humans does.
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Steven Benson’s Bio
Typical guy. Not really but oh well.
