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I oscillate between both on a regular basis. Socially, I'm the former; at work, I'm the latter. I definitely have more fun being offensive.
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For a long while it was Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I haven't seen it in a while so it might be true. Other than that, we'll have to see. I usually watch movies that can't make me cry except tears of frantic laughter.
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Tumblr. Formspring I actually clearly never check.
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I'd rather do voice-overs than on-camera appearances, so it's a toss-up between Robot Chicken, Adventure Time, and Family Guy.
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Farting blue smoke sounds more funny than gross. Would it stain my clothes or smell? Either way, it can't be as gnarly as sweating green liquid. I have a healthy hatred of my pores already.
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I used to be an assistant to a boutique wedding photographer in his downtown LA studio. All I did was play with Photoshop and do random tasks like picking up dry-cleaning or burning archival DVDs. Money was crap but working in an old DTLA building with a view of the Hollywood sign was worth the drive. The guy was cool, too. Until he fired me. It's a pity. I really wanted to learn things from him.
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Of all time: Tetris. I think. Maybe it's Kirby's Avalanche by now. Puzzle games ++
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Forgot I had one of these . . . I wish I'd written Faulkner's "The Sound and the Fury," or maybe Fitch's "White Oleander," but instead I want to have made JK Rowling money off it. Which is impossible. You just can't merchandise tragedy in literature. Guess I have to start a screamo band.
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Not very recently at all. Maybe thirteen years ago, or so. My mom has always been pretty civil in front of company, at the very least practical. My dad, though potentially embarrassing, is a lot easier to deal with if you can just laugh about it. After puberty and all the messy hormones-and-shame nonsense it came with, I've come to terms with parents being parents.
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I was supposed to have sent a whole batch of handmade cards last Christmas, but oh where did the time go? I still have them . . . and a few things that were supposed to be mailed out then, too.
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I'm not really a fan of scents; strong synthetic smells easily nauseate me. I don't like air fresheners or perfume, and even the smell of awesome food gets stale. But, I think I could stand to wake up to the smell of Cameron and sunshine-dried fabric forever.
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No. Google doesn't kill people, people kill people. Google is where you are when you aren't anywhere, you know?
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Working in retail and/or food service is like being paid to smile at strangers for hours. So yeah, I've been smiling at strangers professionally for about six years, on and off.
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LOL Starbucks. Hm, now that I'm with P-Crew, I would have to pick either of two Bux-exclusive things: triple grande caramel macch, upside-down and iced, or a (gasp) tall soy coffee frap with two extra pumps of coffee. Gotta say it, Bux caramel is the best, and new-fraps beat freddos up and down the block.
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Amazing. Who asked this? I love it. I love you. And I have no idea what we when hit.
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Amazing. Who asked this? I love it. I love you. And I have no idea what we when hit.
Dottie the Dyejob
All over Southern CA
Dottie the Dyejob’s Bio
I like doing internet stuff sometimes.

