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All responses Most smiled responses
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The Birdie Song.
Oh wait. I thought you said "destroy" -
I listen to 6Music, so it changes by the minute.
Right now: Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero -
Yes. Yes I would.
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"Ho?"
Is this some kind of rap situation? Innit. -
Yes - just ask poor, dead Bob Geldof.
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I give you everything, plus an extra 17.5%
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10 PRINT "You're a spacker";
20 GOTO 10 -
God, give me a chance. I'm taking on the Hun, one sausage at atime
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It's the pedia bit I'm worried about. Don't want a brick through my window
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One pint in 10,000 is male. That is why.
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You fool. "Black Tie" is the name of the Victorian parlour game that is played by the gentlemen once the ladies have been dismissed to the drawing room. Bring condoms and lube.
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Try beating out the flames with your hands.
If this fails, enlist the help of a close friend. -
Do not try this. His fresh smoked salmon allergy may kill him TO DEATH
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Because you have purchased a vehicle which - through use of SCIENCE - reflects red light.
SCIENCE, everybody! -
a) Shovel
b) Bag of quicklime
c) Roll of twenties to hush up difficult questions
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New and Emerging Media Journalist. Award-winning blogger. Genius. Gentleman explorer. Faster than nuns.
