Kung Pao Beef

That's a strange way to describe The Weather Channel.

Only after talking.

Jeri Ryan.

strangely positive

I'd respond but honestly I can't top what Numbers said.

I'm a fan of @cat_ebooks.

One.

It was a drama about a group of school-age friends stranded on an island, having to come to terms with issues of maturity and responsibility in order to survive.

If I didn't trust them, would they really be my friends?

Gilgamesh

There's this particular air freshener aroma I haven't been able to identify that's wintery and crisp, slightly pungent like pine but sweeter. It may not be my favorite but I wish I knew whether it's a natural aroma or some clever fantasia.

Depends. Really vivid ones, definitely. Also in some dreams I remember other ones as though they were a separate set of memories. And yes, I dream in color.

Hanging with friends, eating hipster snacks, watching Portlandia, planning world conquest and/or writing schedule for January.

One punches out, another punches in, they ask each other how their families are, and they give equally noncommittal responses before parting ways. You don't want to know what happens when the first shift forgets to refill the coffee before leaving.

In what time zone?

It is my dream to appear walking in slow-mo in a YouTube video.

LAYTON: Well, Luke, this is what we call "hide the picarat." Let's see if you can find it on my person, lad.

Sunsets, preferably with my camera present.

Imagine the food pyramid, except not so much a pyramid as a laundry hamper.