When Lily dumped me for another Bro.
((Every embarrassing moment I have just tops the other. It would help if somebody would at least understand this, but nobody does. Sorry to whoever sent this question, but I feel like using it as a way to explain my situation in more than 300 characters.

I have 4 friends. Only 4 real life friends. 2 of which I only see 1 or 2 months a year. Another kinda hates my guts at the moment. The 4th keeps making up excuses to not see me. This means I have nothing to do but spend every single day on the computer, because there's no-one else to hang out with.
Now, I left for a vacation a month ago. Before I left, I made it incredibly clear that I did NOT want anybody to make a second Bro. The reason for that was because it was the only character I rp'd at the time.
And I would've been fine with someone making a second Bro, really, if it had been anyone other than Aith or Ange. I can't compete with Aith. He's incredibly popular, and I'm incredibly NOT. I hadn't gotten more than 3 questions sent personally to me since I got back, while he's gotten 500 questions in 2 weeks. I started to feel as if he was stealing Bro from me. Yes, it's selfish, but Bro was my only character until a few days ago. I really don't have a reason to be Bro anymore, because he's doing such a good job.

Anyway, basically I'm saying that I am a lonely pathetic loser, and yeah, I accept that I'm getting too upset about this. That's only because I really don't have anything else to do with my summer. I don't expect anybody to understand my position, and I see now that I can't convince anybody to see it either. I'm sorry to everyone I involved in this, especially Aitherion. I'm just a stupid dumbass who has no idea what he's talking about, with no right to be Bro. I don't deserve to be Bro, and I never have.))

((Also, thank you to anybody who read all of that, I don't expect most people to care enough to read it at all.))

is this supposed to be funny
its too true to be funny

((i bet you did it to one or two, dawggggggggg ;D))

You are saving all of these items for an upcoming HASHRAP BATTLE.

eiou mean ironie

((DARLING DON'T FROWN))

((Look, I will smile at this question to turn that frown upside down.))

((Except maybe it will come off as me smiling at you being sad. shit!!!))

((I guess you should smile at it too. Then you will be Thollukth.))

I was just playing this game where you are this jelly dinosaur and have to merge with jelly of your size in order to get bigger and was thinking "this is probably a fetish" and then went on to mentally lamenting about there being a fetish for everything.

honk honk motherfucker
wait thats the stoner dude with the shitty ass raps right
fucking love that guy

shut the fuck up

itse ironice

http://www.formspring.me/turntechg/q/2149661023

The charactere limite on the postes of one site knowne as Formespringe would seeme to force us to limit oure turnes to onlee aboute 3 to 4 lines. Rapp entrees to the conteste are in the forme of questiones, and the reactiones constitute the responses. Fairlie simple, yes?

Nowe, I have set my moduse to standarde hash values. This does mean that the vowles are worthe a single value and the consonantes are worth a doubel value. Capitalize the last word of each entree, and your sylladexe will launch at your opponente the item with the same hashe value. After the questione is submitted, the opponent may dodge or be hyt by the item launched at theme as they see fit.

my modus right now:


0) TIME NIGHT NAK - TIMETABLES || CRACKERS && SBAHJ. That's all there really is to say on the matter.

1) CALEDSCRATCH - The most badass time-traveling sword up in this bitch.

2) CROCNIP - This is potentially the most dangerous item in your sylladex.

3) FUCKTON OF UNBELIEVABLY SHITTY GEARS - fuck im falling down all these gears .........................

4) MUSTACHE PICTURE - The ultimate prize. Goths everywhere would die to destroy this.

5) FIREWORKS - The ultimate weapon of the godmodder, considered legendary in some circles.

6) POCKETBEATS - Portable beatmaker. Functions as a bomb for tons of RHYTHM damage.

7) DEADLY BRODY - This picture is of Adrian Brody's weird, sort of gaunt face. Truly the pinnacle of irony.

8) JOKER - You obtained this from your friend in the music industry, the one who likes to play the piano and stab things. You aren't sure exactly what it is, but you figure an innocent throwing card couldn't be that harmful.

9) DECOMPOSING CADAVER - Uh... yeah. This is a thing. You aren't sure you actually have an explanation for it.

no bitch im savin myself for marriage
thats the cool way to do it
as shown here
http://sexisforfags.com/

fuck man all these bitches just keep gettin all up in my grill and then theyre all like
dave tell her you like me better
and im like
you gotta fight for me bitch

plus i dont want anything to do with either of them so they can fuck off

hawt

oh right sure ill just go do that then

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right the fuck back at you bro

what you mean

again

yeah

right

introducing the new dave............... emilee