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well ok
primp me up like the fucking empress of fashion -
there is a distinct impossibility that you have the talent to give me the carriage of a god
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i will never be as physically attractive as wesley willis
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asked by turntechG
surely my inbox wont be flooded with the despair of jadestyle fanfic ever-incoming now
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cannibalism -
sometimes youre served a platter of delicious calamari
sometimes youre treated like a japanese schoolgirl -
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handling my dick like a firehose filled with hornets
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maybe thats why im apparently a communist
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asked by turntechG
the foul manner in which you are trying to tempt me to the dark side of economical oppression has no influence on me
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a fat tear strolls down my shit filled cheeks as i become profligate scum to mighty uncle sam
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the mighty master crawford could spread his cheeks and propagate a slurry of beefy burger-fueled american gut waste all over my reddest flag and i would eat the entire mess up using my hammer and sickle as cutlery
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