As little as possible.

Sunrise because that means I'm still on the right side of the grass!

Marry - Ron - he would make a good wife.
Fuck - Hermione - c'mon do I need to say why?
Kill - Harry - he'll just come back to life again...

Anorexiac by Seamonkey

yes

What are those?

I have 24,362 toenail clippings in a jar...

Only the gay ones.

Depends on where you point the camera.

Yep, you definitely are an idiot.

No, it's because you are an idiot.

They do bounce, but it's not covered by warranty.

Not recently

Yes

I'd be impressed to see a flying unicorn.

Duhhhhhh

I charge for that.

I think you, Justin and your boyfriend just need to get it on and get it over with.

Twelve is a tough age, isn't it?

I'll have to ask my manservant about that - I'll get back to you.