folk who paid*

i'd rather look like voldemort thanks

experienced*
you asked for my opinion, and no i'm not. i just don't like people being called something they are not. people get too much of a bad rep just cos they've done stuff. boo hoo doesn't make them any less of a nice person to talk to. fair enough they are increasing the risk of stis and stds but you ain't gonny shag them so? i don't see the problem. i don't get how guys also don't get shit for sleeping with a load of girls but girls get shit from guys for sleeping with loads of guys. its a persons decision, and you are not one to judge.
also, i'm not like fifteen i am fifteen.

kill it kill it kill it

i cant watch horror movies they just scare me to the point i cant sleep and i actual freak out at night

doesn't help i'm scared of the dark

i believe god doesn't exist.
i believe gingers don't have souls.
i believe obesity is discusting.

does this make things true? no.
grow up faggot, this is 2011, not 1693.
what age are you, like 12?
wait stupid question.

you're a woodfarm wain, probably neddy. you're most likely to be a 1-3rd year. y'know. possibly male?

HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE

please don't its quite fragile and i'd rather you didnt

eugh i get it so much
it pisses me off
i'm sorry but facebook will not find you your wife or sex life, and for a start please just do not add fifteen year old girls and send them a picture of your cock
just because you live in a different country does not mean people won't report you because tbh, no one wants to see some cunts wee dick that they dont know and probably never will oishfoafhsoph
it just irritates me mad creeps but creeps piss me off anyway they should all get shot
js

74, male, egypt

did you video it

fingers
faces at my vagina don't please me

its naturalllllllll
hair is natural if folk have it its not a big deal

eh, probably just hanging out all day. but like not inside, like going somewhere. like out. walking everywhere and having a laugh, just by ourselves. em, totally ignoring everything else and just wandering, and just talking. then probs going back to theirs, because i always have to tidy my room and stuff if someones over - unless i cba. em. then sex. but i'm not going to describe my perfect sex because then that gives everything away and thats no fun!

her mother should have swallowed her.

cheers i wrote it myself

old people
ooh baby

no in all seriousness
you'll have to find out yourself

just don't bite my tits or anything or i will kill you it's so fucking stupid what age are you 2 months old GET YOUR MOUTH OFF MY BOOBS

em, perfect he shall be.


he's gotta be tall, with broad shoulders. dark haired, infact i don't care just not ginger or really blonde. he's gotta be hairy, but not a yeti. just, enough there to make me know i'm defo the woman. a guy that keeps it tidy is better than a guy that takes it all off! em. he's gotta have the most amazing smile, and beautiful brown eyes. and the cutest smile ever. i don't care what his hair is like, but he has to be quite attractive 'cos its perfection, right? he's gotta have a bit of stubble. love a bit of that. or even a wee bit of a beard, just not santas face.

he's gotta be funny and sharp, pretty darn witty. he's gotta be patient, extremely. he's got to be understanding and sympathetic sometimes, but he's got to be sarcastic and serious. he's got to be able to have a laugh and spontaneous is amazing.

but in appearance i'm basically just describing this guy i saw on my train yesterday, he had the most amazing smile ever, i melted.

all the time sometimes the sexual frustration is so bad i just start humping things


oh my god why am i laughing