I would ensure that person that they were fully capable of achieving any goal they wanted, despite what the people in their life were saying.

First, I would try to invest (hide) as much of it as possible in places where the government could not get it and piss it away. I would find investors that have built businesses that have generated great opportunity for employment/treatment for people and would enlist their help to make the most of it.

Too many skeletons. However, I do believe I could bring some common sense to this theatre.

Corporate Blogging for Dummies, of course!

Absolutely! I get my best work done at night. Bow-chica-bow-wow...

By how much work I do on the weekend.

They're on the street.

I thought so.

When they're over.

Spent incredible time with my daughter.

I actually started my career as a Nuclear Electrician in the United States Navy. The 6 years in the US Navy provided me with a rich experience in troubleshooting systems to identify and repair issues with them. I left the US Navy and went to work for a Newspaper and that same tenacity and troubleshooting capability was applied to Intranet databases, automation, reporting and development.

Staying in the industry, I shifted my focus to database marketing and applied the same techniques - analyzing systems, finding weaknesses and opportunities, and instituting corrections. As the newspaper industry weakened, I made the move to online and loved it. Instead of waiting weeks on campaigns, we were able to track and optimize campaigns in hours or even minutes!

Couching

Snakes. If I was ever walking down a path and a snake was in front of us, I'd throw my children at it and run screaming... with my hands in the air like a girl.

Dubstep.

Chocolate.

Winona Ryder. I loved her and then she played Spock's Mom... now I really love her.

Kids! And I was doubley blessed because they're actually mine.

Peeled and/or seeded.

You have to lick 'em to find out.

Online.