First of all, who let you in here, and why haven't I shot you yet? Second of all, my name is not Ahab, nor is it Ishmael.
Third of all, you damn well better not call me Ishmael, sir, or I will rewrite your neurons to spout nothing but early nineties pop hits.
Fourth and final of all: No. I damn well haven't. And if I see her again, I will shoot her. I have my Stalker Hunting Permit for a reason.