What was the first thing that engaged each of your five senses after you woke up this morning?

  • Simon Bedlam

    Whilst I resent the implication that I sleep whilst there is science to be done, I will answer your puny question. This morning began with the sounds of screaming, and the smell of gunpowder, as the annual Hospitality Workers Ball took place. Marvellous affair, involves waiters, bartenders and sundry to finally give those shitty customers what-for. It was accompanied by the feeling of my stupid cat attempting to lick my eyeball, as well as the sight of the blasted little thing. I am unsure as to what taste was in my mouth, but let us just describe it as retched, and remind me never to drink curdled Polish Rutabaga Liquor ever again.

  • Simon Bedlam