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    1. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

      who is that

    2. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you; but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

      lol i dont have a dog or a car.

    3. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with?

      so you have something to blow air into and pop and scare the shit out of everyone

    4. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

      so ryan doesnt use it as a frizbee..

    5. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

      no they would call it.... oh i wish i had aan oscar myer weener...

    6. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

      the longest prison sentence maybe

    7. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with?

      so you have something to blow air into and pop and scare the shit out of everyone

    8. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

      lmao cuz dutch sounds like a cute little kitty cat...come here dutches..

    9. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

      rule number 1. im number 1.

    10. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

      ummm....... i cant think of any one actually...

    11. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      If you had to choose between a millions bucks and being able to fly, which would you choose?

      being able to fly....cuz money cant buy that..

    12. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      What's your favorite word?

      computer word. lol. and real word. dude.

    13. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

      yes be quite or he will hear you and burn me with hot wax.. lol i think i really did have one..christin or somethin like that..

    14. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

      hahaha... so they can have the peace of mind knowing they were the ones that killed them and not the infection..

    15. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Do you need a silencer when you shoot a mime?

      do you need a mime when you shoot a silencer?

    16. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?

      i wish i had a oscar myer weener....

    17. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      How do you know when a Smurf suffocates?

      when you he turns blue...oh wait i get it lol

    18. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      If you run backwards will you gain weight?

      i dunno ill try though

    19. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      Whats your middle name? oh & ask me some questions!!

      lmao my middle name is ryan. ______ryan malone

    20. ryan malone
      do4self responded to brittbby777 19 Mar 10

      lol i know its a statement :-P

      :D

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