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      I was always partial to the one where Jessie was taking the pills and flips out. I also like the one where Zack finds out he is part Native American and becomes "Running Zack".

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      I believe "this" is the Rick James "beat" sampled by the Hammer of MC. He says so in the track.

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      I can feel something inside me say, "I really don't think you're strong enough, now."

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      What things do you speak of? If you are talking what I do by myself at night, it brings me a little bit of happiness and you are a pervert for spying on me!

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      A whole lot of nothing. The wonders of being unemployed! If you are willing to give me a job I'd be grateful.

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      I don't want a funeral. They are just depressing. I just want to have someone have a party where people can come, get fat on food and drink their insides raisin dry.

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      A Ghostbuster, Lego Master or a archaeologist. The only one that has ever stuck is the last one.

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      I would put it into a savings account and wait a year and live off the interest. With how I live, I am pretty sure I could live off of the interest on a million dollars easily for the rest of my life.

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      That is a interesting question. Both of them are good. I would probably choose flight as it is more useful in the long run. Breathing underwater would be cool, but you would be limited to depth since you would still be substitutable to the bends and more importantly pressure from increased depth.

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      Rich. I have no desire to be famous. Fame normally brings about nothing but problems and normally little money. Money at least can make some things better but can make other problems. In my case I would probably close myself off from the outside world completely.

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      The vagine of course. It is self lubricating, normally smells better and you don't have to worry about shit on the bed. The bootay is ok for a change every so often, like using your other hand to masturbate, but it is not something you want all the time.

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