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Pastrami sub.
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Um... I hope!
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Yes. Where in Santa Maria are you?
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Cottage cheese. Don't ask.
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Nope. I've had hundreds of stitches and bruises, but no broken bones, knock on wood.
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Yes, I do believe in life after death. I am a Catholic.
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A famous person would probably be Bill Clinton. I love his political philosophy and his agenda for peace and humanity. Aside from Jimmy Carter, he is the most active former-President. Even without the power of the Office of the Presidency, he is making a tremendous impact on our world. He is truly an inspiration.
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I would look like Elvis Presley and Wolverine.
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If I had my own talk show, the first three guests would be President Obama, Glenn Beck, and President Bill Clinton. I would love to watch them brawl.
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I would bring Katy Perry. Enough said.
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Probably bowling. I'm terrible at sports. I'm not an athlete, even though I suffer from chronic athlete's foot. It's a terrible irony, I suppose. At any rate, I'm an above-average bowler, but I could improve greatly with practice. Plus, I would love to be followed around by bowling groupies.
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I would have loved to be the one to invent velcro. Why not? Not only would I be rich, but I could also continue to live in anonymity. Who knows who invented velcro? I'll tell you who: nobody.
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Well, I enjoy traveling, but the worst part of any journey is going through airline security. Once, when I was going through security after returning from Canada, two airline security guards rifled through all of my belongings. I was pissed, and I began bitching aloud about how Thomas Jefferson was rolling in his grave and how Benjamin Franklin would be ashamed. My wife was getting annoyed with me, but I was pissed off.
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Hands down, the worst movie ever was Night of the Living Dead in 3D. A close second was Ghost Rider, starring Nicholas Cage.
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I drank a glass of V8... not really eating, though.
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The Simpsons. It was such a great show for so many years, but in the last decade or so the show has become unwatchable. There are almost no redeeming qualities to the show. That's why I will stop buying the show on dvd after season eight or nine.
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The Hunting of the President: The Ten-Year Campaign to Destroy Bill and Hillary Clinton.
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You're going to leave the porch light on when you leave for work in the morning. It's going to run up your electric bill and kill the bulb. You're going to have to buy a new one.
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Jose Antonio Rodriguez’s Bio
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
