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I hope you know I have no idea what you're talking about.
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You smack the fucking shit out of him and scream, "IF YOU WANT TO ACT LIKE A LITTLE GIRL I WILL TREAT YOU LIKE A LITTLE GIRL" and then you make him dance in dresses and heels, on his way to the kitchen to clean the damn dishes and make you a sandwich!
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Little sad because, while I doubt very seriously you're meaning this way, I'm comprehending this as a reference to Seinfeld. <3
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No. Because the majority of the time a group of bad guys = a group of morons being controlled by a much more intelligent being who sent them out to try to accomplish a simple task that they obviously can't handle.
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I think youtube viewers would pretty much be satisfied with and watch anything. But you might broaden your viewer range if you find some kind of fetish site, yes.
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YES SO KICK THEIR GOD DAMNED ASS
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It depends. If I'm pouring/adding to the cup, it's half full. If I'm drinking and taking away from what's there, it's half empty.
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The type that requires questionings such as these.
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This sounds like the beginning of a good scientific theory if you want to make a hypothesis and begin experimenting. Put it up on youtube and you might get a good following and a lot of nice video replies as well.
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Fancy ketchup comes in the Whataburger tub made conveniently for your usage.
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I think I haven't talked to him nearly as much as I should have since High School and that he still needs to come on a night out on the town to pick up some hot babes with me. I don't share my babes but I'd make an exception to find some especially for him.
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Oh, well, right on!
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I sacrificed 3 goats on this altar in Greece and while the blood dripped into cups I did this chant and dance around the entire thing and when it was finished I bathed in all the blood mixed with some honey and a little bit of parsley leaves (but not much, because you don't want to over do it). Somehow that worked.
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I quite like my vagina, thank you. It's fun and beautiful. <3 And on the subject of others, other vaginas can be cool, too, but let's be honest here: Bitch better take care of it or else that's just nasty. Not to mention sad because something that wonderful deserves care, ok? No one should neglect that shit.
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Tristen’s Bio
I'm real goofy and will find a reason to laugh at something. Excuse my humor, though, sometimes it's a bit off. And by off I mean it's completely inappropriate and questionable.
