No.
Hitler was tasteless.

No.. But I tried to lick a block of ice on Jötunheimr. My mother Frigga came to help.

Ahem... My childhood with Loki....and Anyway.... Change pusher. Please.

Nothing. My body is Holy.

yes. I don't eat popsicles anymore.

I have a Kottonmouth Kings band symbol on my inner right wrist, two diamons on my lower back (one held down w/ pins, another with needles), and on my middle back I have an infinity symbol with bone dragon wings and a tail. :)

Yes...but then Some guy named God took all the credit...

It's after Thanks Giving so I'll just walk you through what happened that day.

1. Everyone arrived in LA around 4:30, it was quite the celebration since Pepper and I invited most Heroes and Villains.

2.Joker and Loki were inseparable, they kept bother most of the members of the X-Men.

3. Captain America and Superman wouldn't shut the hell up about the political system of America.

4. Hawkeye and Greenarrow were using my record collection as make shift clay disks (they both insisted they needed to practice together).

5. Flash and Quick Silver raced around my mansion about 100 time but everyone lost count after one lap.

6. Deadpool and Dead Shot were arguing about their names and which one was more original then Dealpool removed his mask, most of my guest threw up... Loki and Joker couldn't stop laughing after that.

7. Hulk and Bane actually were quite civil besides the fact there's a huge hole on the side of my home.

8. Arch Angel and Hawk Girl almost killed each other and the only excuse they both could come up with was "he/she copied me!".

9. Plastic Man and Mr. Fantastic played a mean game of limbo and of course they won.

10. Scarecrow spiked the punch, thank god Pepper disposed of it before everyone got a drink.

11. Bruce Wayne gave me a lovely bottle of cognac then punched me really hard in the face for the parent comment, we made up but I have a black eye.

12. Antman and Atom were arguing the concept of cloning and challenged each other to a clone off (whatever that means).

If you couldn't tell already, dinner was quite hectic. Surprisingly, Thor is an amazing cook, he was nice enough to provide us a meal worthy of Odin himself! Red Skull was in the kitchen with him for most of the evening. Luckily Red Skull was completely toasted, so he made for good company.

All the other heroes and villains were a blast but it's a good thing we checked MOST major weaponry at the front door. Good night though.

"Jupiter" by Holst. I'm that dramatic.

Evil can't be defined, it's a point of view.

I know, I wouldn't be caught dead in anything you made me.

YOUR FANS, NOT MINE.

I know, Robert Downey Jr can't even compare.

YOU FORGOT THE HORSE.

I am. Neither.

We'd argue over who is prettier.

I wont enslave the lady bugs.
Everything but the lady bugs.

PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS.

I don't appreciate your insinuated description of me.

Loki is easy to type.
All the letters are right next to each other...
I like Loki.