Was born in the pish market, left for dead by my mother (who was hanged), grew up in an orphanage, developed an amazingly keen sense of smell, worked at a hide shop, moved on to perfume making, started murder pretty red heads.. You know, the usual?

It'll be Friday in 40 minutes, actually. And Sunday comes after! Right?

It would definitely my inability to care (This isn't sarcasm either). I mean, it branches out into a lot of things that end up causing more problems.. I mean half the time I honestly don't care, and the other half when I really do want to say/respond/tell you something, I just don't know how to say it. I don't even know what to say. And in a way, it prevents me from lying too. Telling the necessary lies..

I kinda went "pfff" to this. If he's a gay faggot does that make him straight? Or just a homosexual bundle of sticks? Do sticks have sexuality? And this isn't a question ; ; 42 bacon..

FOREVER ARONE :'(

Also we need to kill off an old person and include lots of cute little kids..

Is the baby on my face, of is the ex-preggo lady on my face? Start convulsing and screaming uncontrollably and throw her off and maybe sue her :> Naw, I'm too whimpy to sue people :{ I'll just have her cursed for life and put a mojo on her. And I'd probably be cursed too, because of the whole dead baby thing. Then I'd yell out, "SOMEBODY GET ME A COAT HANGER!"

Umh, I'd consider it a tap. LOL. But there ARE guys that I REALLY want to just have my boot crush their non-balls :' D

You were beaten as a child because you were black : 'D
/answer 347

Do your house cleaning c: It reduces your stress? Or.. WHAP OFF!

Got this guy to give me a hefty sum of money and never talked to him again - w- Oh deer.

Stop being a retarded idiot who can't spell their insults correctly. You should have asked your grandpa to fuck you softer.

Thanks for caring enough to complain about it, bbycakes. This message made me really happy c; ♥

Okay look bud, I've already had someone link me this from the UK, and another from Milpitas - o- This has successfully become the new rickroll.

That was pussyman. If we have him mutual friend'd anyway. Well, at least it wasn't one of those, "I had a dream and you died" ones :'D

You love it. Wait, isn't this like, your second time asking this question?

Are they like Irene's sexy gladiators? It's really stretching it, any sandals over $25 aren't worth it. $10-$15 is really good, $20 is probably as much as I would spend on sandals.

Come over here and take a second chance

Ah, this one guy said Mrs Shit on the announcements before.. Boy I heard she got pissed, LOL

Canada is gross, it's full of canadians. Can we go to Germany? It's full of Germans, and you know how those Germans are.