
I don't get laid much and I'm afraid its because I have a lame apartment. What can I do?
Well, the fact that you are self-aware enough to even have this thought is a good thing. Though on the flipside, if you think this shit is actually true, you might just be on to something.
I mean, how lame are we talking here? Do you have a futon instead of a bed? Is there anything covering your windows? Do you have superhero sheets?
My best advice would be to immediately take a poll amongst your female friends and find out what their take is. Try to ask people whose apartments you've been to and like. If the consensus is your place sucks a dick, fix it! Bribe one of your chick friends to come shopping with you and spruce that shit up. You don't go crazytown, but at least get yourself some fucking blinds.
