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Recent Responses
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I would be the Twizzler. I already conquered the world. How can I tell? You're already eating liquorice. I win.
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...I must ask why my bicycle is projecting a message about saving the world.
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....umm...Great Cthulhu. Failing that, probably a dragon. A very, very, very LARGE dragon.
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I like it. Runaways is a *GREAT* series, as was Ex Machina.
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Ummm...Deadpool, Deadpool, and Deadpool. I am almost 100% certain that Deadpool has appeared in anime before. And he's in Capcom vs. Streetfighter. My entire team is comprised of differently drawn iterations of Wade Wilson. Your argument is invalid.
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Any Ciaphas Caine or Eisenhorn novel, as well as Prospero Burns. All very well written books.
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Kim Possible, Perry the Platypus, Agent K, Ron Stoppable, She-Go, and the RPM Rangers (technically owned by Disney!). Failing that...Jake Long, Jake's grandfather, Huntsgirl, Stitch, and Rapunzel (pre-losing her hair powers).
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Somebody else's problem. Also, slush.
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A lot of the Warhammer and Warhammer 40k fiction I've read has been pretty dark. Not necessarily bad, but no one ever catches a break and anyone can die. I don't tend to read a lot of grim novels, but really most early Canadian literature tends to be pretty dark and unpleasant, even when its well written.
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Future Shop. They lied to me from the get go. Told me they were hiring me full time for training in a managerial position and that they had great HR. Well, I was hired for part time, working a cash register, and regularly got insulted and belittled by my supervisor.
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Nope. I'm afraid of downs.
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Harry Dresden riding a zombie T-Rex into battle against an army of necromancers. John Taylor facing down Lillith in Sharper Than a Serpent's Tooth. Moe and her violin that reads "This Machine Kills Demons" from The Jennifer Morgue. Just about every goddamn moment of The Scar and Kraken.
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Because you touch yourself at night.
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Growing up? Mercedes Lackey, I guess...I had a real fantasy novel streak going at one point. Now? Probably China Mielville.
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Hackers. I want to see all the characters grow up to be balding, overweight, middle aged corporate wageslaves who fondly remember the bygone days when they were awesome. Then Jay and Silent Bob would show up and they'd get in a van, smoke some weed, and go out to save America. Harold and Kumar might make a cameo at some point, as would Neil Patrick Harris.
But seriously? I want the second Buckaroo Banzaie movie to come out. -
Simon R Green's "Nightside" novels. Only ones that he's written (aside from Shadows Fall) that I really like and find merit in.
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I dunno, but there are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
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